👀🔥 *BREAKING: The METAverse is burning down, fam!* 🔥🚀 Forget everything you thought you knew about VR, 'cause the Meta Quest 4 is coming in HOT like it’s just been summoned from the depths of a J.C. Penney clearance rack! 😱💸 *LEAKED developer quote* from a caffeine-fueled code monkey: “These specs are so 🔥, we might have to start calling it the Meta Quest 404 instead… ‘cause you won’t find a better VR experience!” 🤖💥 Rumors are flying that it’s gonna be THINNER and LIGHTER than your mom’s lasagna leftovers! 🍝⚖️ Imagine strapping a featherweight spaceship to your face, only to have it cost your entire life savings, like “stonks” but for rich kids with a lack of common sense. 💰🤑 And did someone say NO MORE QUEST? 👀🚫 Say goodbye to the legendary Quest name, and hello to whatever absolute nonsense Meta cooks up next! “Not the Quest 4 REEEEE, fr fr.” Bruh, it’s almost like they want us to seethe with rage! 😤🔥 *Hot take*: By 2026, we’ll be screaming into our VR headsets asking “Is this even real life, or did I just log into the Metaverse of Corporate Greed?” 💀💭 Ready for the chaos, boys? Buckle up, 'cause we’re going in deep! 🌌💥