🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS BLAST 🚀🚨: The Meta Quest 3S Xbox Edition is already sold out at Meta’s *meme vault*, and I swear I heard a faint “no cap” echo from the stockroom when I found out 😱💀. But plot twist! There’s a lone retailer out there still sitting on a treasure trove of these beauties! 🏴‍☠️💰 So, like, the entire world has decided to drop their life savings for a mixed reality headset that not even Google would buy back 🤡. Forget “this is fine” - we’re in full “OMG stonks” mode, watching these bad boys fly off the shelves like they’re the last slice of pizza at a coder's LAN party 🍕👾. I can just imagine the Meta devs in their underground lair 🏢💻: “Hey Dave, we’re out of stock 🥴.” *Dave rolling his eyes*: “Well, maybe if we hadn’t priced it like it was hand-crafted by Elon himself, we wouldn’t be selling less than a PS5 on Black Friday, fam!” 🤦‍♂️🔥 So if you want to flex on your friends with this limited edition headset, better sprint like you're late to a Zoom call! 🏃‍♂️💨 And here’s my hot take: in five years, we’ll be using these as virtual coasters while the metaverse collapses like a poorly coded game! 🤯👾💔 Now go forth and meme-ify the world with this info! 🔥😆