🎉🔥 *BREAKING: Meta Quest 3S is on sale, and it’s cheaper than your last Tinder date!* 🤡💔 Hold up! 🚨 The *Meta Quest 3S* just crashed down to a jaw-dropping $250 – that’s 17% off, fam! 💸 We’re talking about *the* budget VR headset drinking sippy cups on Black Friday while sipping stonks like a boss! 📉💰 *Gorilla Tag* is thrown in for free, so you can watch your friend go full monkey mode 🤪 while you just seethe from the sidelines. But wait, there’s more! 💥 This bad boy’s got a comfy fit to keep your ‘I’m not addicted to VR’ facade intact. With over 2 hours of battery life 💪, you can escape the reality of your life until you're forced to *developer leaked quote alert* 🚨: “We just wanted a headset cheaper than a PS5, so we made this one look like a bargain bin Pikachu.” – Meta dev #42, probably *This is fine* meme visualizing you looking at your bank account after purchase, but fr fr, a 96-degree field of view feels like you've got your own private IMAX! 🌌👀 🌟✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By Summer 2024, you'll be able to plug your headset into your brain and just stream Netflix directly while fighting off virtual gorillas. Buckle up, tech bros! 🚀💀 #MetaMadness