🎉🔥🌌 ALERT: BLACK FRIDAY LEAKS! The METAL QUEST 3S VR HEADSET IS ON A MAD SALE, and you can't spell "steal" without "deal"! 🔥🚀 🥳 That’s right, fam! The freshest 🔥 entry-level VR headset from Meta has plummeted to a jaw-dropping $250 💸 instead of the usual $300! Slide into those DMs, because it comes bundled with the ultimate virtual savage: GORILLA TAG. 🦍💥 (No cap, we all need a little monkey madness in our lives!) 👀 Wanna double your virtual shenanigans? The 256GB version is marked down from $400 to just $330. Let’s be honest, we all know you’re gonna download like 300 games and never play them 🤯. 💻 So what’s hot about the Quest 3S? It's packing that Snapdragon XR2 juice and boasts over two hours of battery life — which is basically a marathon for VR, before you need to plug it in like it’s your phone during a TikTok binge! 📱⚡ Hyped developer quote: "We basically just copied the Quest 3, but called it ‘S’ for ‘savage’." 😂👌 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, VR headsets will be so advanced that we’ll all be living in Sims 5, and converting our real lives into virtual TikTok dances for STONKS! 💀💰