🛒🔥STOP THE PRESSES! The Meta Quest 3S is trying to pull a fast one on your wallet just in time for Prime Day! 🤡💸 Peep this 🎉: they dropped the price to a *whopping* $329 after slashing $70 from the tag. I KNOW, right? That’s like finding a rare Pokémon at a drive-thru! 😱✨ But wait...what’s in this bundle? A 256GB storage for all your cringe VR memes and...drumroll please...Batman: Arkham Shadow! 🦇💥 Because nothing screams “I have a life” more than getting pwned by Joker in glorious 3D while your neighbors question your sanity! 😂🚀 RUMOR ALERT: I overheard a dev saying, “We only discounted it because we realized people needed financial therapy after spending all their cash on this.” 🤖💀 #Facts. And don’t even get me started on Horizon+! You know it’s just another way for Meta to keep track of your conspiracy theories about the multiverse! 😵‍💫 Predicted Convo: 👤: “Did you get the Quest?” 👤: “Nah, bro, I’m still saving for my IRL therapy sessions!” In conclusion, if you’re ready for a VR reality that’s way more stable than your IRL relationships, then this deal is *sooo* based. But let’s be real, friends: If you’re still playing games in the metaverse by 2024, you might as well get stocked up on tinfoil hats. 🪖🔥💰 #MetaMadness