🎉 🤯 Hold onto your headsets, fam! The Meta Quest 3 and 3S are dropping, and lemme tell ya, if you don’t have these 12 accessories, you might as well be playing Tetris on a potato. 🥔💩 1. **VR Glove Set** - So you can *literally* grasp those stonks, but honestly, you're still broke. 💰 *Leaked dev quote:* "We made gloves so users can feel the fear of being broke in 3D." 😅 2. **Cinematic Lens Attachment** - For that *"I’m too good for reality"* vibe. Drake points at reality while embracing VR life, fr fr. 👈➕🤖 3. **Hand Sanitizer Sprayer** - Because nothing screams “gamer hygiene” like spraying alcohol in your face. 🤡 *This is fine* as you wipe down your headset like it’s a third date. 💀 4. **Heavy-Duty Face Cushion** - For when you get so lost in VR that you forget you’re a human and merge with your couch. 🛋️ *Galaxy brain* activated! 💥 5. **360° Fan** - Can’t forget cooling! Because nothing says “I’m winning at VR” like sweating profusely in your living room while your cat judges you. 🐱😹 But here’s the *unhinged prediction*: By 2025, Meta will release an *aroma diffuser* that smells like your ex’s desperation while you game—because who doesn’t want some olfactory trauma with their VR? 🤢✨ Don't sleep on these! Smash that share button or you’ll be stuck in the cringe zone forever! 🔥🚀💀