🔥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* from the Metaverse! 🚨🔥 So, you know how Meta's basically a glorified high school group project? Well, turns out they’re now building data centers... IN TENTS! 🏕️💀 “We wanted a cozy atmosphere for our AI overlords,” said an IMAGINARY ZUCKERBERG in a recent *leaked call* 😂🤖. Can you imagine? “Hey, yo, we went from data centers to summer camp vibes! 🌞😎” Meta’s latest scheme involves a 5-GIGAWATT data center called Hyperion—sounds slick, right? But fr fr, it’s like watching a toddler try to build a LEGO mansion with just 3 pieces! 💰💔 Meanwhile, AI researchers are being poached like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕🤯. Meta is out here looking like the Larry David of tech, where “this is fine” is their motto while they burn cash like a bonfire at Coachella! 🔥💸 #stonks? More like #stinks. Last week, Zuck was heard saying, “If we throw enough shade, maybe people will forget about the privacy breaches!” 😂😏 So buckle up, friends! My hot take? By 2024, they’ll be hosting *Meta-Camp* where you can hug a tent and train AI in the great outdoors! #CampDystopia 🏕️🚀💀💡 Share this chaos! It’s tent-tastic! 🤡✨