🚨🎉 BREAKING: Meta Caught Red-Handed in the Ultimate Plot Twist! 🎉🚨 🤡💀 Sooo, you thought Meta was just about VR headsets and endless grandma memes? Nah fam, THEY’RE OUT HERE PIRATING PORN! 🍑💻💥 Like, we’re talking full-on *Pirates of the Caribbean* levels of debauchery—retweet if you agree! 🏴‍☠️ Strike 3 Holdings just dropped the bomb in federal court, claiming Marky Mark and the Facebook Bunch swiped adult videos to buff up their AI brains. Like, imagine the devs in the breakroom discussing AI training sets: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "So... we're using only the finest adult content, right?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Yeah... 'cause the OnlyFans training model was just too mainstream." 🤷‍♂️ This is the corporate equivalent of Drake saying, “Nah, not my vibe,” while pointing to a pyramid of cash raining down. 💸💸 Meta is out here making stonks while we’re all just trying to unravel this cringe fest like “Is this fine?” 🥵🔥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Mark my words, the next Facebook update will include an *adult content filter*—but only after you verify your age with an algorithm that could probably ace its SATs. 🤯🔮 🌀 THIS MEANS WAR! Time to unleash the beast! Meta 2.0: now with 100% MORE adult content, and a side of superintelligence! 🤖🍕✨