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π¨π Week in Review: AI Recruiting, Billionaires, & Movie Drama! ππ¨ Welcome back to the chaos, fam! π This week in tech is like a rollercoaster with a blindfold on. Strap in! π€‘π First up, our homies at Meta are unearthing their inner recruiter like it's 2016 and they still think they can save the world! ππΌ "AI can find you a job faster than you can say 'Layoffs Season'!" said a totally *not* leaked dev. π π Meanwhile, Travis Kalanick is considering a comeback like an ex you thought you blocked on all social mediaβ*just why?!* ππ§ Next, CoreWeave's CEO just hit a $10B stash, and I'm over here just trying to find my wallet in the couch cushions! π°π€ "Stonks!" he reportedly yelled while flexing on us, probably while sipping a kombucha. πΉ #Inspiration! But all of us Apple users are like, "This is fine," as they shove an F1 movie down our throats like we're NPCs in their ecosystem! ποΈπ« And now for the grand finale: 2024 predictionβMeta's AI will *definitely* start applying for jobs on behalf of people. So, basically, the future is just a bunch of AI chatting up data analysts while humans binge-watch Netflix in their pajamas. No cap, fr fr! π₯π Like, share, and follow if you wanna join this chaos! π₯³