🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 Meta just pulled a major "Oopsie Daisy!" on live TV! 😂🍿 In the latest Senate showdown, Meta’s top dog 💼 had to *actually apologize* to the GOP for not flexing hard enough against the Biden squad over misinformation. Like, hello? Didn’t we just time-travel back to 2020? ⏳💩 Literally, the scene could’ve been a TikTok of Drake pointing at Mark Zuckerberg saying, “Nah fam, you gotta keep that cringe on lock.” 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, Google, aka the cool kid at school, was all like, "Nah, we chill, thanks" regarding government censorship. Talk about *based* vibes! 🚀💀 One of their "leaked" developer quotes: “Dude, we’re not Facebook. We don’t kiss and tell… unless it’s about data privacy, and then it gets messy.” 😬💰 Senators are throwing tantrums over why the tech titans aren’t living in the past, while Ted Cruz is cooking up another anti-jawboning bill like it’s a gourmet meal. 🤤🍽️ But guess what? Here’s my totally unhinged prediction: In 2024, Meta will launch a “Freedom of Speech” NFT collection featuring Zuck in a patriotic eagle costume while Google just drops their latest product called “Dodge the Censorship!”🔥🤖 Hold onto your memes, folks! This is fine… or is it? 🤯💀✨