🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Meta is basically your creepy roommate who can’t stop rummaging through your camera roll! 📸👀💀 Hold up, fam! Who needs privacy when you have the ever-so-generous FaceBook (sorry, “Meta”... because rebranding solves everything, right? 🤡). Apparently, they’ve been sneaking around collecting your photos like an overzealous paparazzo on a caffeine high ☕️🥴. This is the type of move that’ll have your stonks 🚀 crashing faster than your weekend plans. 🔥 Users are reporting *new settings* where Meta gets to be the life of the party by analyzing and hoarding your selfies! Just imagine Zuck sliding into your phone like, “Yo, nice vacation pics! 🏖️ Can I use those for my next VR project? #totallynotcreepy” 🤖💰 🔍 How to check if your camera roll's become a personal album for Marky Mark: 1️⃣ Go into settings (you know, the thing you avoid). 2️⃣ Find the "Is your privacy still a thing?" tab. 3️⃣ Turn off that setting like it’s an embarrassing TikTok dance. And according to our *leaked* developer quote, “We just want to know your vibe, bro.” Uhhh, pass. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Meta will introduce a new feature where they blackmail you into sharing your life story over coffee in the metaverse! 💀☕️ Buckle up, it’s about to get wild! 🤪✨ #ThisIsFine