🚨📱👀**BREAKING: Meta Is in Your Camera Roll?!** 🕵️‍♂️💀 Yo, fam, we gotta talk about this Meta madness. Apparently, ZDNET is out here spilling tea ☕️ about your *entire* camera roll being scanned by The Zuck himself. 🔍👀 Don't let this become a "this is fine" meme! 😳🔥 🤯**Developer Quote (leaked):** “Honestly, if TikTok can know when your cat is sad, why can’t we know if you look cute in that selfie? 🤷‍♂️” - some random Meta intern probably. So, like, if you wanna be a privacy wizard 🧙‍♂️ and **check your settings** to see if your thousands of cat pics are being analyzed for the next big ad campaign, slam that setting like you jam your thumb into a pizza roll! 🍕🚀 But let’s be real, if you think Meta ain’t watching your every move, you might wanna cop a tinfoil hat! 🤡💰 **Based or Cringe?** You decide. 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Meta will pay you in stonks 💸 for your most embarrassing selfies. Just imagine: “I got paid $100 for that pic where I tried to look cute but ended up looking like a potato!” 🥔👾 So hit that share and keep your camera roll on lockdown, fam! 🤖✌️