🚨💀 BREAKING: Meta's playing hide-and-seek with the truth, and guess what? The truth's losing! 🎭🔍💔 According to a spicy scoop from The Washington Post 📰🔥, Meta allegedly ghosted some seriously concerning research about their VR headsets. Y'know, the ones that could turn your kid into a virtual snack for creepers? Yeah, *that* Meta! 🤡💔👾 Sounds like a horror movie plot no cap! 👻 🔒 "Look, we can’t have kids learning that our shiny headsets are basically a predator buffet! 🥴💰" — some anonymous Meta overlord probably said as they shoveled money into their Scrooge McDuck vault, while kids are like, "This is fine!" 🦆👌💸 Reports say kiddos were approached by sketchy salty sea dogs online while wearing virtual helmets—like, WHAT? 🚢😱 Does VR come with an adulting license?? Meanwhile, Meta's response was basically the Drake pointing meme but the other way ➡️ "Nah, we didn’t see anything here. Everything's fine—don’t worry, it’s just VR!" 😬🤖 Hot take: In the virtual apocalypse, Meta will start charging a subscription fee for "safe zones" in VR! 🤖💵🚀 What’s next, paywalls for basic safety? Brace yourselves, it's about to get weird! 🤯🔥 #MetaMayhem #VRforDummies #SendHelp 🚀📉