🚨🎭 CALLING ALL CATFISHES AND CHILDREN OF THE INTERNET! 🎭🚨 So, you thought Meta was all about that *metaverse* shimmer and pixelated vibes? 🤡 Well, surprise, surprise! Four brave souls from the shadows—aka whistleblowers—are spilling the tea ☕️ on how Meta allegedly threw kids' safety research into the abyss like it's that one friend nobody picks for Among Us! 💀 According to these *leaked* documents 🗂️ that definitely didn’t come from a sketchy Discord server, Meta was like "Nah, we’ll just ignore the whole ‘protect the kiddos’ thing because, ya know, ads > safety." 🤷‍♂️🚀 #stomachache vibes! Imagine Mark Zuckerberg with his *1000-yard stare*, seething as his stock price drops because he’s more focused on Zuckerberg Mansion than the welfare of young users. This is fine! 🔥😂 One whistleblower allegedly said, "At this point, it’s just a game of dodgeball, but instead of balls, it’s kids’ mental health. We’re not playing anymore!" 💔💰 But let’s keep it a buck, fam: if they keep this up, we'll be using the phrase “Meta is a no-go” 🛑 like it's a trend on TikTok. Get ready for the *Meta Apocalypse*—fr fr, the next step in the evolution of cringe! 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, kids will have to sign waivers before being allowed to scroll through Instagram—bet! 💯💯 Share this chaos!