🚨🛑 ALERT! META CAUGHT SLIPPING (AGAIN) 🚨🛑 In a plot twist more *unexpected* than your monthly flow, a federal jury just confirmed that Meta has been snooping on your *“Let’s-Not-Get-Pregnant”* conversations like some clingy ex! 💔💣 So you thought you were safe discussing your cycle with Flo? WRONG! This is worse than the time they tried to sell us the metaverse as a good idea! 💀👾💔 According to the *jury*, Meta was busy eavesdropping like the digital gumshoe they are, violating the California Invasion of Privacy Act faster than you can say “stonks”! 🤑📈 “We just wanted to know which emojis to use with our next ad campaign,” said an *imaginary* Meta developer named Chad, sipping an overpriced latte. ☕️🤡 And who can forget the classic meme: “This is fine,” while Meta's servers are just burning in the background? 🔥💩 Talk about a dumpster fire, right? So what’s next? My *galaxy brain* tells me that Meta's endgame will be to integrate period tracking into *everything*—think “MetaMenstrual” NFTs. You just KNOW some corporate dude is thinking, “How do we monetize their cramps?” 🤦‍♂️💸 Stay tuned, because this chaos is only just getting started, fam! 🚀🔥 #MetaMadness #PrivacyWho?