🚨🔥 EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: META’S NEW SUPER PAC 🎭🚀 So, hold onto your memes, folks, because Meta just dropped a political *nuke* 💣—they're launching the *American Technology Excellence Project* (sounds fancy, right? I’m sure they thought long and hard about that name 🙃). It’s basically their “stop regulating us or else” campaign. 😂💼 Rachel Holland, Meta’s spokesperson (probably a robot 🤖), said they’re tossing “tens of millions” into this PAC like it’s Monopoly money 💰. Why? Because “onius” AI regulations are coming for our TikToks and high-tech cat memes! 🐱✨ But let’s be real, Meta’s just worried about their future plans to turn us all into data-mining guinea pigs. 🤡 Meanwhile, Brian Baker, a Republican veteran (probably got a few *interesting* secrets 😂), is leading this chaotic dumpster fire. Let’s snag some popcorn 🍿 and watch them try to snowball both parties into *pro-AI* cheerleaders while sipping their *Silicon Valley tears*. And here’s the spicy take: by 2025, we’ll all be voting via a Facebook Live event hosted by Zuckerberg himself, where any regulation gets turned into a meme contest! 🤯 You heard it here first! #Vote4Zuck #Stonks 💯💥