🌪️🚨 BREAKING: META GOES FULL CYBORG WITH WAVEFORMS ACQUISITION! 🤖💰 🎤 Okay, fam, buckle up because Meta just pulled a sneaky move like your little cousin glancing at your phone when you’re not looking! They’ve snatched up WaveForms, a voice AI startup that probably knows your deepest secrets! 🔍👀 So, what's the tea? ☕️ Apparently, Meta is paying *a LOT* (rumored to be in the hundreds, which sounds suspiciously vague like my last Tinder date). 😬💸 But who needs specifics when you can just throw money around like confetti at a cringy 2014 frat party? 🎉 If it gets Zuck closer to his dream of turning Instagram into the next “ChatGPT-meets-MKUltra” platform, we’re all in trouble! 🚫🔮 💬 “We’re planning to make avatars that can speak 15 dialects of Simlish,” said an imaginary dev over coffee. OR WAS IT A MIDI-CHIPMUNK?! 🐿️🎶 Meanwhile, the stock market be like: *stonks* 📈📉. This is a sure bet, folks! Just wait till WaveForms accidentally lets your grandma sound like an NFT bro 😵‍💫💀. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, every conversation will be a start-up pitch for how to monetize your grandma's opinion on crypto! Where’s my meme coin? 🚀💸 #WaveformsWhirlwind Share this chaos before the algorithm hunts us down! 🔥✨