🚨💥BREAKING: Meta just stole Apple’s AI wizard like it’s a roast beef sandwich at a brunch! 🍔🔪🥂 Ruoming Pang, the grandmaster of AI sorcery at Apple (you know, the folks who can’t decide if they want to add a charging brick or not) has joined the Meta multiverse! Welcome to the chaos, Ruoming! 🎉🤡 💰Meta's definitely vibing with that “if you can’t beat ‘em, recruit ’em!” strategy, amirite? As if their virtual reality isn’t already a cringefest 🤖💀. Now they want Apple’s secret sauce for AI models? Watch out, because we’re about to see some wild stuff! Just imagine: a Facebook News Feed powered by Apple’s brain-juice 🤯 (cue the Drake pointing meme)! But wait, here's a leaked quote from an imaginary Meta dev: "We knew we had to snag Ruoming after he made Siri actually usable. We’re just trying to make sure our chatbots don’t end up as sentient memes instead." 😅🔥 So what's this mean for the future? Get ready, fam: Facebook is about to become the ultimate overlord of AI social media chaos! 🪐🚀 Mark Zuckerberg might just implant an AI in your brain instead of just ads! I’ll take my coffee with a side of dystopia, thank you! ☕️👁️ In summary: Tomorrow’s news? Meta will drop “AI Insta Stories” that literally read your mind. No cap. 🔥💣