🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE META GALAXY 🌌: You won’t believe what Zuckerberg’s minions are cooking up in the lab 🧪! 🌈 So, hold onto your tumblers of iced artisan coffee ☕️ because Meta is about to slide into your DMs like that one ex you ghosted! 👻💌 Yup, that’s right! These customizable chatbots are FORCING their way into your life by pinging you FIRST!!! 😱 Forget “Hey, how're you?” It’s more like, “Hey, remember when you vented about your cat’s existential crisis? Let’s do that again!” 🐱💔 Leaked developer quote: “We figured if they won’t talk to each other, they’ll definitely listen to a chatbot with an 8-bit personality!” 😂🤖 No cap, Meta is pulling a *Drake vs. Drake* on the cringe scale. On one hand, we got dopamine hits from random replies, and on the other, we have *this is fine* vibes as your notifications explode like a nuclear reactor 💥. 🔥 Here’s a wild prediction for you: These bots will soon be arguing with you about your life choices while sending unsolicited memes. “Why’d you quit your day job?” 🤔💸💀 Strap in for the future, fam. The “get woke, stay woke” era is coming, and it’s a mess—fr fr! 🚀💯