🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨 Meta just made the FTC look like a bunch of noobs at a TikTok dance-off! 💃🕺After an epic legal battle, a judge just ruled that social networking is deader than your grandma’s Facebook account! 🪦💻 So, apparently in the universe where Mark Zuckerberg reigns supreme, the only social networks that matter are Meta’s Instagram and WhatsApp, with Snapchat and MeWe serving as “vaguely existing” side characters. Like, even the judge was probably like, "Guys, it’s 2023. Who uses MeWe? 🤔" 📉 Meanwhile, FTC is out here trying to protect social media like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party, but let’s be honest, it’s looking like that slice just fell on the floor. 🍕💀 Leaked Developer Quote: "We consider the competition to be a psychological battle. 😈 If they want to win, they better bring their A-game — or at least some decent memes." 🔥💭 But wait, this is just the pregame! What’s next? Meta’s going to buy out Tinder and we’ll be dating in the metaverse like, “Swipe right for an NFT!” 🥴🚀 Prediction: By 2025, Meta will merge with Microsoft and we'll all be playing Farmville in VR while wearing HoloLens. This is fine. 🤡💰