🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Meta is officially the weird uncle of tech hiring and just added FOUR more OpenAI researchers to the family BBQ! That’s right, Mark "Zuck Attack" Zuckerberg is on a mission to turn Meta into the Mulitverse of AI. 💰💻💥 So, like, these researchers helped whip up o1-mini and o3-mini—sounds like the latest flavors of Doritos, but nah fam, these are the ones that might save the world! Or at least help Zuck not look like a sentient algorithm at the next hearing. 🤖🤡 Sources (a.k.a. my imaginary friend 🤯): “We had to hire them before they invented an AI that could write better memes than us,” said one Meta dev while sipping a lukewarm La Croix. 🍹💀 And let’s be real—Meta’s recruitment strategy is looking like that Drake meme, where he’s turning down all the normal candidates for genius-level brainiacs who can teach ChatGPT about the art of scrolling through TikTok. 🚀🔥 Prediction time: In just 5 years, we’ll have AIs making TikToks that get more likes than your grandma’s cat videos, and Zuck will finally release "Facebook: The Virtual Reality Gaming Multi-Experience" where you can interact with your friends while also getting haunted by your past posts. 🤯💥 ✨ GET READY, THE FUTURE IS CHAOTIC! ✨