🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: META JUST YOINKED OPENAI'S SECRET WEAPON! 🤖💰 🎤 What's up, tech fam?! You ever see two giant nerds fighting over a shiny toy? Well, Meta pulled a full on "hold my drink" and straight-up swiped Yang Song, the AI mastermind behind the curtain at OpenAI! 😮🔥 You know what that means? *POV: Meta is trying to become the Thanos of AI, collecting infinity stones but, like, instead of destroying the universe, they just wanna serve you ads based on your existential dread.* 💀 👀 Leaked Developer Quote #1: “I could’ve stayed at OpenAI and changed the world, but I wanted to feel the warm embrace of Zuckerberg’s cold hand.” - Yang Song, probably. Meanwhile, Mark is out here like, "I'm gonna turn this AI lab into the next TikTok, but for your brain!" *Drake Pointing meme here* 🤔💔 Honestly, at this point, we just need an AI to tell us if this whole showdown is a big cringe fest or a genius play 🔥. Stonks? Or just, uh... stone cold? 😬 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: *In 2025, Meta will launch Mindbook - a platform where your thoughts are posts and your friends are just algorithmically generated echo chambers.* This is fine. 🤡🚀💀