🚨BREAKING TECH NEWS: Meta just dropped the bombshell of the century 💣—they’ve got former OpenAI GPT-4 wizard 🎩✨, Shengjia Zhao, leading their Superintelligence Labs. Sooo the “next foundational tech platform” is, like, going to be even more filled with ads and existential dread? 🤡💀 Listen up: Meta’s got their eyes on the “future,” and by future, I mean endless scrolling and cringe-worthy reels of your cousin’s cat. 🐱📱💔 But hey, at least they’re spending hard 💸, hoping that one day *someone* will forget about their massive data breaches and privacy violations like it’s yesterday’s TikTok dance. *Leaked developer quote:* “Honestly, we just hope Shengjia can build a chatbot that understands how badly we need a new business model. 🤖💀 Like, how do we monetize this chaos?” Meanwhile, this is the perfect excuse for them to roll out their new “Superintelligent AdBot” that can read your mind while you’re scrolling through Instagram. Stonks? I can literally hear the cringe 😬👀! 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be replaced by Meta's AI clones, and they’ll throw shade at their human counterparts while performing TikTok challenges. “This is fine.” 🚀💀🤖 #MetaMadness #JustMetaThings Don’t sleep on sharing this chaotic tech goodness, fam! 💥🚀