🚨🎉💔 BREAKING: Meta just admitted what we all knew—they’d rather watch the Messenger app die in the cold than give it love on desktop! 💀💔 For real, y’all, they’re pulling the plug on its Windows and Mac Messenger apps like they’re trying to exercise their right to remain cringey. 🤡👀 “Hey, we’re making things easier, just like we did with your privacy!” - said absolutely no one at Meta, ever. 🤯💬 Users are getting hit with notifications that “YOUR Messenger is going *poof* on December 14th!” Like, do they think we’re just gonna vibe in the web version? 😩🚀 “Why use an app when you can cope with a browser? #innovation,” said the Meta dev, sipping on their overpriced oat latte. ☕️🥴 By the way, if you thought the WhatsApp desktop app was safe, LOL 🤣 think again! It’s going to be a high-budget web wrapper. 💼🔥 Weyrd Flex, but OK! So in summary: Meta is serving "this is fine" realness as we trudge into the 2020s with more tabs open than #stnkx 🚀💰. Hot take: the next step is making Facebook itself a web-only experience—because who needs privacy or functionality, right? **END TIMES APPROACHING!** 🔮💥