🔥👓 Hold onto your pixels, fam! Meta just dropped the *Ray-Ban Meta (Gen 2)*, and it’s got a battery life that lasts longer than my last relationship—*EIGHT HOURS*! Ain’t nobody got time for a quick charge, amirite? 🤡💀 But wait, we’re not just here for the battery life—let’s talk about the mind-blowing 3K Ultra HD video capture for *UP TO THREE MINUTES*! Yes, you heard that right, you can record your boring life in ultra clarity for a full THREE MINUTES before your battery throws in the towel. 😳🔥 Oh, and the price? Just $329! 🤯 No cap, I’m already planning my GoFundMe to afford these tech spectacles! 💰💸 I mean, why settle for *average* clips of your cringe-worthy TikTok dances when you can do it in ultra HD for as long as your camera can hold its breath? 🔥 In a leaked chat, one developer said: “We’ve revolutionized the way people pretend to be filming interesting stuff. Bet you can’t wait to capture that epic sneeze at 3K!” In the wild world of tech, mark my words: soon you'll be wearing Ray-Bans just to do mundane tasks like grocery shopping! Future prediction? 🚀 Brace yourselves—Gen 3 will include a built-in espresso maker! #Stonks or #Seethe? You decide! 🤖💥