🚨💥 Meta is back at it, fam! They just dropped a *super PAC* called the American Technology Excellence Project! Sounds like a marketing buzzword blender, fr fr. 🤡💣 They’re pouring *TENS OF MILLIONS* into this thing like it’s a new NFT of a cat riding a flaming unicorn. 🐱🔥🦄💰 Why, you ask? Oh, just to fight off those pesky state-level AI regulations. You know, the ones that protect us from AI taking over the world and turning us into batteries for a digital Matrix. 💀💀💀 *This is fine* — said no one when asked about Meta's ambitions! In a leaked dev convo, one Meta developer was like, "Hey, what if we use AI to make people LIKE us again? 💔" and the other replied with a classic Drake pointing meme, “Nah bro, let’s just throw money at it!” Meanwhile, the stonks are like 🚀💸 as they pretend an AI utopia is just around the corner! I mean, who doesn’t want an AI-controlled society? It’s not like that ever goes wrong… right? 😏 Oh, and hot take: In 2025, Meta will replace actual politicians with AI bots that just say "cooooool!" and "based!" 24/7. Everything’s fine, nothing to see here! 😅🔥 #MetaMadness