🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Meta just launched its own super PAC to politically shove AI rivals into the abyss like Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet! 💀💰 If you thought “cringe” was just for TikTok dances, brace yourselves: we’re entering the META-VERSE OF POLITICS! In a legendary twist of fate reminiscent of the “Drake pointing” meme, Meta’s new PAC, lovingly named “Mobilizing Economic Transformation Across (Meta)” (seriously, fam, they couldn’t even be bothered to hide the branding? 🤡), is set to drop a cool $100 million to grease the palms of candidates who will best serve Zuck's *very specific* AI interests. 🌌 Imagine the 2024 elections, but instead of debates, we have AI-generated TikTok dances to score votes. “Oh, you don’t want to vote for my AI? 🤖 No cap, you'll be canceled faster than a Vine!” - said some imaginary Meta developer in a dark room somewhere. And here’s the unhinged hot take: with Meta pulling strings like a puppet master in a horror movie, we’ll soon have political ads featuring AI chatting with celebrities to promote policies! Just picture it: “This is fine” while a deepfake Mark Zuckerberg plays political chess against Elon Musk! 🚀🔥 Stonks up for chaos, y’all! SHARE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN! 😂💥