🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Meta just threw a bag of 💰💰💰 at Ruoming Pang that’s fatter than your dreams of being rich! 🤑💀 They said “200 million? PFFT, we’ll make it a spicy ten-piece nugget of cash over several years!” 🍗🔥 Meanwhile, Apple is over there like *Drake pointing* to the exit sign, like "I’m good, fam" 😅🚪 #Cringe In a move that screams "WE USE AI BETTER," Meta is scooping up Ruoming Pang from Apple's AI throne faster than you can say "This is fine" while the fridge is on fire 🔥💥. Imagine the CEO at Meta going, “Stonks UP!” 📈💪 while Tim Cook is just sipping tea and seething like a Shakespearean villain 🥴🔪. Rumor has it: “Apple didn’t want to play matchmaker,” said a fake source, probably from the grapevine where all tech gossip hides. 🌿🍇 “But like, can you blame them? They’d rather throw a massive party on a sinking ship!” 🚢💔 👀 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, Facebook will rebrand as “Meta AI AGGRESSIVE” and will start offering employees crypto bonuses for every AI model that delivers an *actual* fulfilling life experience. They’ll be hiring spiritual gurus, and you bet your avocado toast, they’ll pay in Bitcoin! 🚀🌌 Share if you’re ready for the future of cash-grab tech chaos! I mean, who needs ethics when you can have a billion-dollar pay package?! 💼🤯 #MetaMadness