🚨BREAKING NEWS: Meta just did a thing, fam! 🚨 Hold onto your hats, because they’re swooping in like a swole superhero to snag 🏋️‍♂️🦸‍♂️ Rivos—yep, a chip startup that probably has more silicon than your average potato! 🥔💪💾 Meta's been lurking in the shadows 😈💻 trying to up their AI chip game and ditch those third-party GPU ties like they’re an ex on Tinder. 🥴💔 Say hello to RISC-V, the open-source chip architecture that’s getting more hype than your fave trend on TikTok! 📈🚀 But wait! Before we start comparing this to the stonks meme 📈💸, let's acknowledge the chaos *insert “This is fine” meme here* 🔥. Imagine a Meta-branded chip that tells you, “No more algorithmic cringe!” while still serving ads for that one pair of shoes you glanced at 3 months ago. 😂👟 In the words of some anonymous dev 🤖💬, “We just want our chips to have more crunch than a Karens’ complaint at a Starbucks!” 😂💀 Hot take: these chips are going to be so powerful they'll write your essays for you. No cap. 🤯📚💥 And let's be real—that's the future we deserve! 👽✨