🚨💸 *BREAKING NEWS* 💸🚨: Meta investors are in full-on drama mode, and it's not just because Zuck ordered pineapple on his pizza 🍕🤡. They’re suing the king of cringe himself for $8 BILLION!!! 💰💰💰 That's right, folks! The Cambridge Analytica saga is back, and it's juicier than a TikTok influencer’s skincare routine! 😱🔥 In a court that’s probably filled with more memes than real lawyers, the investors are throwing shade like it’s a game of dodgeball 🎯. One disgruntled investor quoted 🤖🍵: “We didn't sign up for Zuck’s reality show where privacy went to die! This is fine!" Meanwhile, Zucky is sitting somewhere, re-watching the 2018 testimony with a galaxy brain moment 💫💡 and saying "Hold my Metamates." Drake is pointing in disbelief that people still trust social media privacy like they're waiting for the next iPhone drop 📱🚀. But here’s the REAL tea ☕: if you think this is just about a measly $8B, you’re clearly living in a 2018 time capsule. 😤 If Zuck walks away scot-free, we’re gonna see “Zuckerberg for President 2024” memes AND a reality series featuring Mark visiting regular humans! Codename: *This Is Fine* 🐶🔥. In conclusion? If this lawsuit flops, prepare for a dystopian future where your fridge starts sharing your secrets! 🥴💀 #MetaMadness #ZuckOff #StonksButMakeItDrama