🚨🔴BREAKING: Meta Hypernova Glasses REVEALED (kinda) 🔴🚨 Yo fam, mark your calendars for the Meta Connect showcase because rumor has it they’re rolling out some new smart glasses that might make you look like you’re living in 3023! 🕶️💫 #HypernovaIsComing What do we know? Literally nothing except they’ve been leaking like your uncle's roof during a rainstorm. 🤦‍♂️☔️ But no cap, the hype train be choo-chooing straight into the abyss of “We don’t know what’s happening, but we BETTER be impressed.” 🚂💥 Sources (aka randos in the comments) say the Hypernova will integrate with your social media so seamlessly you might start to feel like you’re in an endless scroll of TikToks. 👀📱 *Developer quote*: “Yeah dude, we promise the AI won’t judge you for that cringe photo your ex posted.”💀 And listen, if these glasses don’t come equipped with AR filters that turn everyone's faces into cats, what are we even doing??? 🐈✨ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The Hypernova won't just be smart glasses, it'll also be your personal therapist! “Just breathe,” it’ll say, as you seethe over that one coworker’s cringey Zoom background. 😱💰 Get ready to look like a futuristic meme, folks! 🌌🚀 #MetaMemeMadness #StonksOnStonks 📉✨