🚨 Breaking News in the Metaverse! 🚨 Grab your VR helmets, folks, because Meta just dropped "Horizon TV," an entertainment hub so futuristic it makes Back to the Future look like a rusty VHS tape! 📼💀 Zuck himself showed off this new toy at Meta Connect, claiming it’ll turn us all into couch potatoes in virtual reality! Imagine this: you’re binging The Boys while sitting on a digital fire-breathing dragon. 🐉🔥 No cap, that’s the dream! But hold up! Before you dive headfirst into VR, remember this is the same company that thought “The Metaverse” was a cool idea (remember that cringe phase? 🤢). Now they wanna partner with Disney+, Hulu, and Spotify to make your VR experience as chaotic as your TikTok For You Page. At this rate, we’re only *one* partnership away from a Netflix-style horror movie where Zuck himself is the antagonist! 👻 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Watching horror movies in VR is just a marketing gimmick to make you jump out of your chair... or is it?” 🤖💭 So, stonks or flunks? Predictions? Expect an all-Meta 24/7 cringe-fest channel featuring Zuck’s dance moves and AI-generated cat videos. Buckle up, because the future of entertainment looks wildly absurd! 🚀✨