🚀👇 MEGA ZUCKERBERT ALERT 🚨💀 Okay, folks, grab your VR helmet and take a seat, because Meta is *cough* attempting to revolutionize your couch potato life with the launch of their new entertainment dumpster fire, I mean, “Horizon TV.” 🤡🚀 You remember Mark Zuckerberg, right? The guy who made “being socially awkward” a global phenomenon. Well, he’s decided that instead of deepening our existential dread by scrolling TikTok, we’re now going to be *immersed* in a virtual world of cringe with Horizon TV. 💀👀 Picture this: you in your Quest headset, pretending to be a part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe while your friends are stuck in *real life*. 😂🎬 OH, and don't worry, they’ve signed up all the big players like Disney+, Hulu, and even ESPN, because who needs a well-rounded life when you can watch sports in VR! (seethe) 😩💰 **Leaked Quote**: "We’re basically the Netflix of someone else’s nightmare." - Random Meta Dev (probably) Also, did anyone ask for *this* immersion? 🙄 But hey, at least it’ll be a great way to avoid family conversations during the holidays, right? 🤦‍♂️🥴 **Unhinged Prediction**: By 2025, everyone will be living in Meta’s basement, and we’ll all be binge-watching in a virtual void while sipping on VR lattes. Mark my words! 🔮📉 #MetaMadness