📡💣 BREAKING: META and GOOGLE’s Undersea Cables Have Entered the “Delay-o-sphere”! 🚧💔 So, apparently, the dream team of the tech world has decided it's time to take an *extended vacation* instead of fulfilling their undersea cable promises! 🌊⚓️ According to the New York Snooze (I mean, Bloomberg), we’re getting a spectacular rendition of “Underwater Cable: The Delayed Saga.” 🎭 Why the hold-up? Oh, just a lil’ thing called “regulatory concerns” 🤷‍♂️, “geopolitical risk” 🕵️‍♀️, and the always-reliable “who even knows?” 🤷🏻‍♀️. Can you say *massive cope*? Meanwhile, a Meta spokesperson was overheard saying, "We're just making sure the cables are 100% waterproof 🤦‍♂️." Yep, sounds legit. 😂💀 This colossal 28,000-mile cable system is supposed to wrap around Africa faster than you can say “TikTok is better than YouTube.” Yet here we are—watching the world’s most expensive spaghetti string struggle to cross the Red Sea. 🍝🌊 The business stonks are gonna *crash harder than a coding noob at a hackathon* if this keeps up! 🚀💰 🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2025, the only thing Meta will be connecting is your grandma’s Wi-Fi to her Netflix. Who knew undersea cables could take so long? Maybe they need a map or something? 📅🗺️ #ThisIsFine #MetaFail #StonksDown 📉💔