📣🚨 HOLD UP, EVERYONE! Meta is dropping some new glasses this week, and I swear it’s like if Steven Spielberg directed an episode of Black Mirror starring your weird uncle. 🥴✨ Y’all ready for the vibes? *This is fine* as Zuckerberg prepares to unveil his latest tech masterpiece, aka glasses that only show you *ONE* piece of information at a time! 🕶️📱 Srsly, who needs the full picture when you can live in *half* the reality? 🤡💀 Rumor has it these things are called “Hypernova” because, much like Zuck's social skills, they *barely* exist and have a limited field of view. 💫👀 And they’ll come with a wristband that reads your *brainwaves* or some sh*t? 🤯 Yeah, I can see it now: “Hey bro, if you can see this texting you to buy my NFT, GO TOUCH YOUR WRISTBAND!” 💸🚫 Can’t tell if I should invest or just laugh while I watch Zuck present this at the Connect conference, probably in a turtleneck because his personality is *fashionably* bland. 🤷‍♂️ 🔥💀 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Meta's Hypernova will become sentient and finally run for President because AI is the only thing more qualified than our actual candidates. 🤖✨ Who’s down for a "Glasses vs. AI Presidential Debate"? LMAO! 🗳️🚀 Now, go share this chaos! 👀✨