🚨💥 BREAKING: META DID A DUMPSTER DIVE ON RESEARCH, "DON'T LOOK HERE" SIGN INCLUDED! 💥🚨 So, get this: our favorite social media overlord, Meta (aka Facebook), threw a giant tantrum and scrapped research that suggested social media is bad for your soul. 🥴💔 You read that right! According to a Nielsen survey from 2020, there were RED FLAGS flying like it's a NASCAR race, and Meta was like, “Nah, that’s just media drama!” 🤡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Bro, we faked a better social media world than *The Truman Show*. If it doesn’t fit our vibe, we toss it out like yesterday’s avocado toast." 🥑💅 Rumors are swirling that Meta's youth safety features are less effective than a wet paper towel in a hurricane. 🌪️ Imagine trying to protect teens while simultaneously fueling their FOMO with endless scrolls of curated influencer chaos. No cap, that’s cringe. 🤦‍♂️ 🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, Meta will be like, “Social media is actually a time travel machine,” just to avoid accountability. Get your popcorn ready because it’s about to get spicy! 🍿🚀 Share this meme-fueled hot mess before it disappears like your sanity after a TikTok binge! 🥳📉