🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF META CRINGE 🚨 So peep this: Meta, aka Zuck’s digital playground, just *decided* to kick 600 AI peeps to the curb like it's the end of a bad Netflix series! 🎭💔 Yup, you heard right! They’re letting go of more AI workers than I have exes on Facebook. A whole *Superintelligence Labs* team GOING *POOF* like my social life after 10 PM! 🔥💥 The newest tech gossip comes straight from the grapevine 🍇 via Axios, just as the rest of Silicon Valley is out here *hiring* like it's Black Friday and everyone’s got a shopping cart full of coders! 🤖💼 #StonksDown "Zuckerberg says we're streamlining, but really, it's just code for *we ran out of coffee and good ideas*," said a totally real and not made up Meta developer who definitely exists. 🙃👾 And while the internet is like “this is fine” as 600 careers go up in digital flames, let’s not forget: AI is the future, but so is NOT paying your employees! 💸💀 Here’s the hot take: I predict that by 2025, Meta’s staff will be just a single AI chatbot managing their entire company. 🚀💬 Why hire folks when you can just invent them?! Stay woke, fam! 💯 #MetaDrama #AIwho? #LetThemGo💅✨