🚨BREAKING NEWS, folks!🚨 Meta just threw down a whopping $5.8 MILLION in Q3 to cozy up to Uncle Sam like he’s the last slice of pizza at the party 🍕💸. You heard right, this ain't a finance class, it's a full-on KERFUFFLE in the lobbyist jungle! 🦁🌴 So here’s the tea ☕️: Amazon, Google, and Apple — all those tech titans — are just sitting back, sipping their lattes, dropping their pocket change like “oh, we just spent a casual few million too.” Meanwhile, Nvidia, Anthropic, and a16z have leveled up to the $1M club. 💰💎 This is some “stonks” moment for our AI overlords connected to the Matrix! 🤖✨ 👀 Developer Quote Alert 🚨: “I spent more on coffee than I did on lobbying this quarter, and I drink A LOT of coffee.” - Anonymous Source 🤥☕️ But fr fr, what does it all mean? 😱 Is this the dawn of AI propaganda? Are we one step closer to Meta turning Congress into their own personal Fortnite lobby? 🔥🎮 **Hot Take**: By 2026, I predict Meta will just install a virtual reality headset on every senator’s head & call it “Lobbying 2.0.” 🤯✨ #ThisIsFine... or is it? 🤡💀 **Share if you see the meme potential!**