🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Meta is about to stack 🤑 like it's a game of Jenga but with corporate bonds!🚀💸💀 Hold onto your virtual reality headsets, folks! Meta, aka Zuck’s digital empire, has scored a whopping **$125 BILLION** in orders for what’s basically millionaire monopoly money! 🤖💰 Like, that’s enough to buy every NFT of a cat in a space suit twice over! A whole $25B 💵 bond sale is on the horizon, and everyone’s losing their minds like they just got Rickrolled! “This is fine,” said an imaginary Meta investor, probably sipping on his overpriced oat milk latte, while simultaneously seething and coping. ☕🤣 And just wait until you see the boardroom when they pop that champagne! 🍾 You know how it goes, a company like Meta takes one step further into the “What the heck are they doing?” realm. Drake be like “Nah” to any marketing strategy that doesn’t involve *literally* printing cash! 🤷‍♂️🔥 🤔 So, here’s the tea, fam: what does a company in the metaverse need with all that cash anyway? Are they planning to buy the moon next? 🌕 Prediction: By 2025, Meta will announce a *sick* VR experience where you can bond with your therapist while giving them your bank account info! 🔮💥 Keep your stonks in check and prepare for meta mayhem!🤡💉 #MetaMadness #BondToTheFuture