🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Meta is throwing a *billion-dollar* party and guess who’s at the door? Your grandma’s bifocals! 🤡💰🤓 💥 That’s right, folks! Meta has officially leveled up in the smart glasses arena and the only thing Google and Apple can do is sit there like the “Drake pointing” meme—over here wishing they were in the game, but instead just vibing with their outdated eyewear. Can someone get Tim Cook a pair of glasses and some stonks? 📈👓 In a move akin to a toddler stealing their older sibling’s toys, Meta has swooped in and snagged a fat chunk of the largest eyewear maker. 🚀 It’s like they built a moat but instead of water, it’s filled with broken dreams of the tech giants still stuck in the VR void. “Honestly, we just gave up and started offering free trials of glasses with ads,” said an imaginary Google dev, sipping overpriced coffee. ☕💀 Now, with their retail footprint bigger than my ego on Twitter, Meta is ready to launch everyone into the metaverse, ROCKET mode engaged! 🌌🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT 🔥: In five years, we’re all gonna be wearing holographic googles that ONLY display ads for Meta products! Cuz why not? This is far too based 💀. Like, you’ll walk into a store and BOOM! “Buy the new This Is Fine mug while you’re at it!” 🤯💸 Now go share this chaos, you absolute legends! 📲✨