🚨🔥BIG NEWS ALERT!🔥🚨 Meta is cooking up some *seriously* thick VR lasagna 🍝 called “Tiramisu,” and it sounds like it could be the VR equivalent of having your cake and eating it too… if you like your cake to weigh as much as a toddler and have the ability to make you sweat like you’re running a marathon! 🏃‍♀️💦 So here’s the scoop: while we’re all living our best lives in the BASIC Quest 3 VR, Meta is flexing its mad scientist vibes with Tiramisu. With “3.6x” the resolution and “14x” the brightness, it’s basically telling you, “You’re gonna love my nuts” — but good luck fitting this behemoth on your face! 🤡👀 Looks like it’s a bit bulkier and heavier, so keep that gym membership up to date, fam! 🏋️‍♂️💀 Meanwhile, they’re also dropping the “Boba 3” and “Boba 3 VR,” because why have one rendition of overpriced bubble tea when you can have TWO? 🎉🤖 Rumor has it, developers were overheard saying: “We just want to make a headset that won’t crush your skull 🤠💔— but here we are, collabing with the Hulk.” But hold up, the biggest plot twist? These headsets could be SO REALLLL that your grandma might freak out thinking she’s actually a hologram! 👵💥 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, we’ll be living in virtual reality, and your dog will have a better headset than you. 🐶💔👑 #NoCap #TheFutureIsNow #MetaChaos