🚨 BREAKING: Meta is about to drop $600 BILLION like it’s some overpriced NFT! 💸💸💸 Zuckerberg just flexed harder than your uncle at Thanksgiving when he showed up with that new Tesla! 🔥 Forget the turkey, we’re feasting on AI DATA CENTERS! 🍗🤖 TIME TO BUILD A METAVERSE BURGER JOINT! 🍔👾 And what’s this about infrastructure, you ask? 🤔🛠️ They’re gonna upgrade everything from power lines to your local Wi-Fi so you can scroll TikTok while your phone charges 💀 – it’s a vibe! Leaked developer chat: “Bro, why not just buy a giant pizza and toss the cash around? 🍕💰” – “Nah fam, Meta needs a digital golden throne so Zuck can sit while the money rains down!” 😂💀 Look, at this point, *this is fine* 🐶🔥 meme is just a lifestyle for us. They’re literally turning the U.S. into Zuck’s fancy tech playground while we’re here, coping with gas prices! 🥲💔 So here’s the hot take, fam: in 3 years, we’ll have a VR facility with AI robots that can serve you drinks while you laugh at fake Meta friends. 🤡🍹 Next on the agenda? Launching Zuck into SPACE. 🚀 #StonksOrDunked Share with your techie friends before they seethe! 🔥💰🤖