🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Meta just pulled a *big brain* move in the courtroom, making the authors go *WHOOSH* as they lose their AI copyright case to the techno-goblins at Meta Platforms Inc. 🤡💀 It’s like watching a toddler win at Monopoly after flipping the board and yelling “BANKRUPT” at everyone. 📉💰 🧐 In a shocking display of “we run this town,” a U.S. judge said “Nah!” to the 13 authors who thought they could just, you know, copyright their own words. Pfft, that's so 2020. Meta’s legal squad: 🧠 *galaxy brain* mode activated. Meanwhile, authors be like: “This is fine” with their coffee in a flaming building. ☕🔥 *Leaked conversation with a Meta developer:* **Developer:** “We basically trained our AI on everything—like a toddler with crayons!” **Boss:** “Perfect! Time to let the robots ride this copyright wave. 🚀” So here’s the unhinged hot take: 📣 If you thought AI stealing your work was bad, just wait till they start releasing their own *self-help* books! 🤖💀 *Stonks* will go *WILD*! 💸 Share this or the AI will come for *your* memes next! 🗯️👀