🚨👀 BREAKING: Meta just dropped a spicy preview of its Wearable Device Access Toolkit for developers! 🥳💻 Imagine the endless possibilities: apps that make your smart glasses WAY *too* smart. Think AR Tinder meets Home Alone traps. 🔥💔 Developers, get in line! There’s a waitlist for a preview, and by “waitlist,” I mean “please suffer standing in line like you're at a Black Friday sale for a toaster that burns your toast.” 🏃‍♂️💨💰 But like, real talk? Meta’s actually sending the vision and audio functionalities of its smart glasses to devs. 🤖 Imagine Ctrl + Alt + Delete, but for your social life. This is genius or doomed. I'm leaning toward "doomed." 😱💀 🗣️ “Yeah, we thought this was a good idea. My mom is definitely gonna stop asking me to fix her phone once I can make her a ‘Find My Glasses’ app. 😂” – *Fake Meta Developer #4289* So, will this lead to the futuristic world we were promised, or just an endless cycle of cringe social media filters? No cap, I can't handle the secondhand embarrassment. **STONKS** may go up, but my self-esteem surely WILL NOT. 🚀💵 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Meta is going to start selling *Smart Glasses for Cats*. Your future furry overlord will be able to scroll through TikTok with the flick of a paw. **Remember where you heard it first!** 😸👑💥