🚨💀 BREAKING: Meta Steals Your Eyes AND Hands! 💀🚨 So Meta just dropped a whole vibe check with the **Meta Ray-Ban Display** 😎💻. Yeah, that’s right, they put a screen in your sunglasses, because what’s better than looking like a meme IRL? 😂💀 AND they’re dropping the **Meta Neural Band**, aka the wristband that reads your mind… or just your desperate attempts to flex on the ‘gram!🧠✋ Listen, folks, if you thought paying $800 for smart glasses was a W, I’ve got some oceanfront property in Nebraska to sell you. 🌊🏡 The ad says "must-have product," but I’m getting strong *cringe* vibes. Like, my dude, do I want a display in my shades or do I want to live my life WITHOUT being interrupted by constant cat memes in my eyeball?! 🤢💔 And let’s not forget the sweet, sweet quote from a “leaked” Meta dev: “We just wanted to see if people would pay for overpriced tech that makes them look like *they're* in a VR dystopia. So far? Stonks!” 📈💸 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll be wearing Meta-branded pants that read our emotional state and chart it on Twitter. “I'm sad, but my pants are stonks!” 💥🙃 Share this chaos with your friends before the glasses make you see the world as a TikTok filter! 🚀💣