🚨🔔 *BREAKING NEWS* 🔔🚨 Meta just dropped a *new* virtual playground— because reality is sooo 2022! 🌍✨ Say hello to Meta Horizon Studio, where you can now construct your wildest dreams using—hold onto your keyboards—AI prompts! 🤖💭💥 Picture this: a digital realm where you can *literally* type "cactus disco party" and bam! 🌵🪩💃 YOU'RE IN IT, living your best *virtual* life while your real-life friends are still using their phone for TikTok! 😂📲 Let's be honest, though, better graphics in Horizon Worlds are about as necessary as a screen protector for a toaster. 🤦‍♂️🔥 Developer Bob, who definitely exists (no cap 🤷‍♂️), was overheard saying, “We wanted to push the limits of creativity while keeping users in their VR chambers longer than their relationships." Please, *sir*, enlighten us! 🥴💔 🔮 Predicting a future where Horizon Worlds becomes an *entire* planet, populated by digital avocados and NFT cats, and Meta launches a *real* land grab, complete with virtual mortgages! 🏡💰#MetaMania, let’s get ready to *cope* with virtual dystopia! So grab your VR headset and join the cringe fest! This is fine. 🔥💀🥳