🚨👓BREAKING: Meta just dropped the second-gen Ray-Bans and they’re more hyped than your dogseeing you after a week-long vacation! 🐕💨😱 Say goodbye to the first-gen “Wait, am I really wearing these?” vibes and say hello to “I’m officially a cyborg!” 🤖✨ These new specs start at $379 🤡💸 (stonks? Nah, we’re actually just simping for Zuck at this point). The battery life is now so insane you can go from awkwardly staring at strangers for 8 hours straight to checking if the sky is blue without a single charge! 🌞🔋💪 Plus, they now come with a case that has more juice than your friend who just discovered self-help podcasts! 🍵📈 Let’s talk specs: a 12-megapixel camera that captures in 3K like it’s the next Spielberg flick (juuuust without the plot), and 60 FPS making your best moments crispier than your grandma's fried chicken! 🍗😋 Just wait until you try their slow-motion feature; you’ll be like "Whoa, I didn’t even know I was ‘living’ until now." 🔥👀 Rumor has it, Mark still thinks Meta is a social media company. “We’re not selling smart glasses; we’re selling futures!” he reportedly exclaimed while wearing his own prototype made of dreams and misplaced priorities. 🌈💭 In short: wear these glasses to see the real world or the cringe that is our tech overlord. Prediction?👀 By next year, the glasses will just come out with a complementary side of reality check. These are just a stepping stone until we ALL get implanted chips in our brains. 🚀💀 No cap. Share this chaos! 🔥🔥💌