🚨💬 BIG META ENERGY ALERT 💬🚨 So Meta is about to dump tens of millions (that’s like, *billions* in Minecraft blocks, fam 💰💸) into a super PAC to back California candidates who cozy up to AI regulation like it’s a warm blanket on a cold night. 🥴 You heard that right! While California is over here trying to keep AI from turning into Skynet 👽🤖, Meta is like "Nah, let’s keep it chill—more AI selfies and ads, please!" 🤳🔥 Developer leak: “Honestly, we just want a world where the only thing getting banned is my ex’s TikTok account. 🤧 #NoCap” Meanwhile, everyone’s like: "This is fine" while Netflix’s “Black Mirror” episodes come to life. 😬🚀 Drake emoji: 🔥 for Meta’s lobbying game (you know they love those stonks📈) vs. cringe for the poor candidates who will sell their soul for a fat payout. “You think they’ll push for a law protecting our data? HAH!” 😂🤡 Prediction time: 💥 Within 5 years, we'll have an AI overlord who’s just a melted avocado toast acting as the new Governor of California! 🌌🥑👑 Stay woke, fam! Can’t wait to see your Gen Z memes about it! ✌️🎉💀