🌵💰📈 Hold onto your sombreros, folks, 'cause Meta is about to drop some serious cash in the land of Tex-Mex tacos and cowboy boots! 🤠 That's right, they’re shovel-ready with a whopping $1.5 BILLION 💸 to build a gigawatt-sized data center in El Paso. 'Cause nothing screams "AI advancement" like a giant warehouse filled with servers and existential dread, amirite? 😂🤖 But wait, they expect this bad boy to come online by 2028! Like, hello? The robots might replace us all by then! 😳🔥 #MetaIsGonnaTry #ThisIsFine 🎤 *Leaked Quote from a Meta Developer* (definitely not a chat I overheard): "Honestly, we're just trying to make AI smart enough to predict when Mark Zuckerberg will stop wearing that creepy smile!" 😱🤡 Drake’s pointing meme at Improved AI: “This!” 🔥 vs. “That!” (what we currently have) 😂💔 So, what’s the outcome here? In 2028, we’ll either have sentient beings running our lives or just a fancy high-tech paperweight. 🤷‍♂️ But no cap, get ready for “MetaBots” to take over brunch spots before you can say “stonks!” 📈🚀✨ 💥 Hot Take Alert! In five years, we’re either partying in the metaverse or watching the data center turn into a TikTok dance challenge!💃🕺 #MetaMayhem