🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE METAVERSE! 🚨🚨 Hold onto your VR headsets, fam! 🤡 Meta just dropped SAM 3 and SAM 3D like they’re giving away free samples of Meta's latest cringe-worthy app! 😳💔 It's like they took a regular camera and slapped a degree in astrophysics on it. "SAM 3" is out here ready to detect, segment, and track ALL the things—like your ex's sad attempts at "moving on." 💔📸 But wait... there’s more! SAM 3D is apparently able to reconstruct humans in 3D. So, does this mean I can finally bring my virtual self to therapy? 🛋️😂 "Hey, Doc, it's not me, it's SAM 3D!" 🔥👀 Meta is officially in the “let’s make everything a CGI nightmare” business, and no cap, they’re trying to make “the algorithm” your new bestie. Stonks are gonna go up like that vaporware project your dev buddy keeps pitching to you at parties! 🤖💰 Developer "leak": "Honestly, we just wanted a reason to make fans mad. If I had a nickel for every time I had to explain the difference between SAM 2 and SAM 3, I’d have enough for a lifetime supply of LaCroix." 💀💦 So here’s my hot take: By 2025, we’ll be reconstructing our sad, lonely dinner dates in 3D for the whole internet to roast. "This is fine"—says your therapist when you show up with an entire digital replica of your life! 🍕💔👾 Like, share, and let's get this meme chaos trending! 🌀🚀✨